My Uneventful Life


Reblog stuff I find cool or funny.

manola-das-dorgas:

The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”

Source: elfacker

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I just tried this on my husband but I said “What do you eat a spoon with” i’m so fucking dumb

Source: nowhugmebrotha

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

Source: urbanclictionary

Source: my-teen-quote

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

Source: slugbooks

Source: sexualthorientation

Source: theone8888

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

Source: kingsleyyy

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Source: broughttoyoubytheletterq

tastefullyoffensive:

[thejesskat]

tastefullyoffensive:

[thejesskat]